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Christmas Crackers debut album “GET CHRISTMASSY” is available now!

Christmas Crackers Get Christmassy

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Get Christmassy

  1. So Christmas
  2. Broke Ass Christmas (Millelli-K Remix)
  3. GAYXMAS
  4. Christmas in Las Vegas
  5. Get Christmassy with Me
  6. Christmas in July
  7. Don't Break My Heart
  8. Sexy Christmas Song (Millelli-K Remix)
  9. Merry Christmas Britney
  10. Bright Like Christmas

LISTEN

Want to listen before you buy, or too cheap to spare a few bucks for starving artists? Listen for free!

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WATCH

Our latest video “Christmas in Las Vegas” is sure to get you horny for Vegas! Or Chirstmas…or both!

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Christmas in Las Vegas

Directed by John Thompson


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SHOWS

Come see us live! It's even better than sitting on Santa's lap.

DECEMBER 6

Constant Debauchery, Christmas Crackers, Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me

Fixin' To • Portland, Oregon

$15

DECEMBER 8

Get Christmassy, The Holiday Concert Concert

The Vault Theater • Hillsboro, Oregon

$25

DECEMBER 12–15

John-Ryan's XMAS Spectacular MMXXIV

Chapel Theatre • Milwaukie, Oregon

$25

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